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(САМ СЕБЕ!): НИ ХРЕНА!
Сжирает сало и хлеб и ХРАПИТ довольный!
АСИРИС: А КАКЖЕ БЕРЛИН?(САМ НЮХАЕТ КОКАИН)
АНУБИС: У….К ЧЁРТУ!…НАДОЕЛО…
в избушку вваливается пьяный Ричи БЛЭКМОР , говорит:
Я МИСТЕР БЛЭК!
ВСЕ ХОРОМ: Согласны…Уходят-Исчезают! НАДОЕЛООО!!!
КОНЕЦ(далее детский голос: END доказательства ХИРОСИКО функции ДЭ в степени иКС! ГОЛОС УЧИТЕЛЯ: ЧТО И ТРЕБОВАЛОСЬ ДОКАЗАТЬ!)
КОНЕЦ
The SCENARIO FOR QUENTIN! TARANTINO! CONFIDENTIALLY!
RESIDENT OF MONASTERY
PART THE FIRST
(Unforgiven2)
The METALLICA of AnFOGIVN2 sounds!
ТITRES:PARAMAUNT … ACTORS …
THEN THE NEW CAPTION!
THE PRESENT FOUNDERS OF THE FILM!
VIDEO:AMBRELL CORPORATION (RESIDENT EVIL4) the PHOTO the BOOKCASE, the TABLE! BEHIND a table сидиь EINSTEIN, hair on end (an inscription of physics DGEM) EINSTEIN puts out the tongue! FURTHER the PHOTO from the FILM the LAWN-MOWER … VIDEO:VIRTUVI In IT the LAWN-MOWER to TURN! HAIR …! Again the PHOTO: LEONARDO DA VINCHI:THE VIRTUVIAN MAN! The FOLLOWING VIDEO: REASON GAMES! NASH work also feeds pigeons! STOP! The PHOTO the Signature: Sad мathematics NASH!!!
The WILD WEST … SITS Klind Eastwood (Kevin Costner Pod EASTWOOD!) smokes … Pigs are grazed … Stinks …
Mike TYson approaches (skips on the DONKEY!):
- You William MONEY, who killed women and CHILDREN?
EASTWOOD=Costner (Melancholically):
- YES
TYSON:
- You know … I am the BOXER!
EASTWOOD (braked)
-YESS…Though on you you will not tell … I You thought … THAT the scientist …
TYLER (remark): you Will tell … the SCIENTIST … I for you work has found! To you of 1000 dollars …
Eastwood (Melancholically):
- Such sum on road does not roll! WHO should be dismembered?
Tyson (gets from the Photo portfolio, CRIES!)
- THIS Prostitute! You represent! My sexual intercourse lasts 126 minutes of 19 seconds (measured on a speedometer! The moment «Pulp fiction - a gold watch of Buch is shown!») … IT has called me a pettiness and the IMPOTENT MAN!
Eastwood(Melancholically):
- YES?
Tyson: THAT At me the SMALL MEMBER Also speaks!
Gets from cowards PENIS FROM PLASTIC, it is unwound to knees …
EASTWOOD:
- 2 mm? I without POINTS DO NOT SEE!
Tyson(Does not hear) LOOK ITS PHOTO!... ON a photo ugly GARPIY! ALL PERSON In Scars and tattoos! HORROR!...
TYson:
- Disfigure to IT the FACE!
Gets the machine tool the GLAMOUR!
EASTWOOD:
- FLOATING THE EDGE! GuLCHATAY.
Starts to shave a head to itself …
SOUND and VIDEO SHOUT of the COCK!
Unexpectedly Tyson GET BY SHIP «NOVOHOODONOSOR», lies on a little table, SWEATY … (MATRIX)
To IT Approaches Disfigured GARPIY (all face in scars and tattoos!),
Has control over AWFUL, SHINING to the Socket! (LONG!) …
GARPIY:
- YOU HAVE PLUGS?
TYSON IS SILENT (SWEATS MORE!)
GARPIY(grinning …):
- Well whose, nobody's … we WILL understand …
Approaches to Tyson and sharp movement of IRISH JIGS rolls SHINING to a socket! (LONG) in TYLER'S ass …
GARPIY:
- It is not sick? (Music from "Pulp fiction" ГЕМ, Marselos Uoless, and Bruce Willis in the Cellar of HOMOSEXUALS sounds!)
AGAIN Tyler and EASTWOOD … Only in the Role Eastwood Mickey ROURKE! IT shaves TYSON Stanochkam's Bald Head And SENTENCES:
- WELL that! We Will make you HAPPY!
TYSON (crying):
- And this prostitute (tear) has brought an action Against me … RAPE!
ROURKE (grinning JOKE):
- The tyrant? THREE YEARS of the PENTHOUSE!
Has then reflected About SOMETHING the!...
Мickey Rourke In the Suit Iron MAN 2 sits ON a toilet bowl, to be christened. ON the SHOULDER AT THE LEFT the BANDAGE:GERMAN the CROSS! VIDEO… Mellory(the FRAME from NATURAL BORN KILLERS) And Shouts AS the Cow:
- I SEE ANGELS, МALLORY!
Dark SHIFT the INSCRIPTION: SHIT HAPPEN!
Video: the SHIT gets out of Mickey Rourke's ASS!
AGAIN - BY SHIP «NOVOHOODONOSOR», (MATRIX), only NOT TYSON, BUT Holleyfild lies on a stomach on a little table, SWEATY …! At IT BLOOD because there is no EAR FLOWS! At GARPIY IN MOUTH - the EAR! At Holleyfild IN MOUTH КЛЯП Plug a red BALL! (From "pulp fiction" GEM, Marselos Uoless, and Bruce Willis in the Cellar of HOMOSEXUALS!)
GARPIY, sucking round the EAR!:
- Well YOU are silent? The UNDERSIZED OBJECT! THOUGH a word Would tell! You are silent!
I will make to YOU Pleasantly! MAN? BOY! Silent …!
Puts on Boxing gloves … Thrashes HOLEYFIELD ON the ASS and SHOUTS!:
- You the scientist? YOU the SCIENTIST!!! FUCK me! BANG!
HOLEYFIELD spits out the Ball-BANG and shouts:
- FOR Sexual action it is necessary to count volume of cubic meter of Celsius directed on the DRAIN! THE it is more! To INTEGRATE! And it me is not worthy!
GARPIY thrusts to IT a new Ball-BANG-PLAG!:
- Be silent! A pettiness … Also Repeat FOR me …
HOLEYFIELD AGAIN spits out the Ball-PLAG-SPICE-CAKE …
GARPIY:
- I AM!
HOLEYFIELD:
- I…I!
GARPIY:
- THE MESSENGER!
HOLEYFIELD:
- The asshole.
GARPIY:
- АNUBIS!
HOLEYFIELD:
- WHOM? WHOM? Plug?.... HARRY SALDON!
There is a PHOTO FROM the Cartoon film "SIMPSONS" … SIMPSON is wetted in a pool, whistles … ON its Breast the BULB burns: «HARRY SALDON»! Further a turn of the BOOK Isaac AZIMOV “FOUNDATION”
SIMPSON, continuing it is wetted In a pool:
- And WHO tried To eat the MOON? Anybody … And HERE I WILL try! At first Calculations! And how to calculate? Schemes of the technician? It is old …
Here the Pool TURNS To (THEATRE) BOX … in the BED POPE BENEDICT 16 Sits and HOLDS the PICTURE With INSCRIPTION К-9!
***********************************************************************************
MIKE ТYSON (undressed TO COWARDS) sits in a locker room chews the CUTLET And reads
JACK'S BOOK of London «MEAT PIECE», ITSELF remembers:
Don KING (IN FRONT) HAIR ON END, the CUTLET behind STUCK by an adhesive plaster …
Tyler, on the contrary, With the Bulletproof Person!
TYSON:
- YES?
DON KING:
- YES! In 4 round you WILL lay down! HONOR? SPIT ON HONOR!
MIKE ТYSON (undressed TO COWARDS) sits in a locker room chews CUTLET And reads
JACK'S BOOK of London «MEAT PIECE», ITSELF remembers … turns PAGE, a cutlet throws out:
Don KING (IN FRONT) HAIR ON END, behind an adhesive plaster WITHOUT a cutlet (AS at MARSELOSA UOLESS?)
Tyson OPPOSITE With the Bulletproof Person! (Smiles):
- In the fourth?
DON KING:
- IN 4 TH? I HAVE TOLD IN 5 - TH!
THEN scratches the BEARD.:
(Thinks) In 4th or 5 TH … the Difference of rates is not great! АА HERE:
- BETTER IN THE SEVENTH!
TYLER (ROUGHLY):
- Also what I WILL receive FOR IT? I lose the BELT! And WEIGHT In the SOCIETY!
Don KING (a smile to EARS):
- Relax! HERE THAT YOU WILL get! The DEMOCRAT!
SHOW the SET: the Cutlet In cellophane, Rabbit, DISK of JAGGER, the JUICE package, the book «PHYSICS of BODIES».
DON КING: ДINAMO!
ТYSON(mentally REPRESENTS)
Don KING in a prison SHIRT SITS on the CHAIR Adhered, Behind steals up ТYSON, adheres ON stronger, closes to Don to KING eyes ЛАПИЩЕЙ, In the EAR speaks to FOULNESS (Music ROLLING STONES sounds)
ТYSON(as though waking up, jumps):
- IT AGREE! IT AGREE! IT AGREE!
Don KING presses to it the HAND:
- FOR A LONG TIME SO!
Tyson presses a hand … Distracting ON the thoughts:
TYSON in toilet TO HISS and Also SHOUTS:
- I SEE ANGEL, МALLORY NOX!
In the TOILET GET ROCKER- MELLORy =Djuliet Luise (Manson SOUNDS), SHOUTS:
- THE PETTINESS! HERE WHOM I RESPECT!
Stretches the Videocassette «FIGHTS JOHNS'S PLENTY of THE BEST»
ТYSON(on a toilet takes the CARTRIDGE (sounds ROLLING STONES), appears
VIDEO:ROY JOUNES (the most class moments!)
REPRESENTS: DIG JOHNS adhered to a chair in PRISON SHOUTS, And Tyson (sounds! (From "pulp fiction" GEM, Marselas Uoless, and Bruce Willis in the Cellar of HOMOSEXUALS!) plays Verses Exersice (from pulp fiction) a finger considers, AS THOUGH chooses …
Мickey ROURKE (Manson Sounds) In EASTWOOD'S Suit has stopped to SHAVE TYSON.
Stretches the MIRROR:
- HAS not sunbathed? HOT! The SUN In ZENITH! ON Yours what now HOUR?
TYSON looks at a hand, hours are not present! Looks AT the SUN And SPEAKS:
- Judging by the SUN: MIDNIGHT! Across Greenwich …
Мickey ROURKE plaintively:
- YOU LIKE In the Toilet ? WANT?
ТYSON (plaintively) …:
- Were off to commit criminal act! (AGAIN Shows PHOTO GARPIY)
FIGHT For a rank of the CHAMPION:
TYSON FIGHTS WITH Marselas Uoless!
In the first second of the first round cuts down the KNOCKOUT!
The referee (PAMELLA АNDERSON: Breasts TO the BELT!): To lift CROSS BOTH HANDS of BOXERS Also SPEAKS:
- A DRAWN GAME …
Don KING (JOYFULLY): ON the DRAWN GAME NOBODY HAS put! ALL my GRANDMAS! TYSON the SUCKER! WILL not receive the SET: the Cutlet In cellophane, Toy Zajchik, DISK МИКА of JAGGER, a package of JUICE and the book «PHYSICS of BODIES».!
BLACK MAMBA UMMA ТУRMAN is gloomy asks Bill CLINTON (thus terribly waves swords): ORAL SEX? DRUGS?
BILL (YAWNS):I was not tightened! IT IT! Shows the PORTRAIT of the BARRACK OBAMA! And IN GENERAL THIS OBAMA! The SHOT FROM a film:MONKEYS PLANET! HAVE understood WHO?
BLACK MAMBA UММА: CLEARLY … (LEAVES ANGRY): MONKEYS!!!!
Don KING (the BARRACK OBAMA (TURBIDITY From KEANU REAVS:To turn In HEAD of the PLANET of MONKEYS calls to the BARRACK OBAMA-)
DON KING: IT'S DONE THE TSAR!
OBAMA (SILENTLY): VERSES?
TYSON ON the GOAT And Mikki ROURKE ON the DONKEY SKIP ON PRAIRIE! AHEAD INDIANS!
TYSON: GURONS! GOOD ONLY THE DEAD INDIAN!
EASTWOOD МICKEY ROURKE: IT IS A LOT OF THEM!
INDIANS (ALL IN TATTOOS! MODEL OF APOKALIPSO OF МALE GIBSON):
INDIANS ALL TOOGETHER:WHITEFACES!!! HA-HA-HA!
The MOST TERRIBLE (NOT GURON! DELAWAR!!! LEONARDO Dee CAPRIO make, that it was possible to learn the ACTOR!)): YOU CОME HEAR! (MODEL «OH THIS SCIENCE»… WORD SCIENCE !RОККЕRS ON the PARTY!
TYSON: I am? I NOT the WHITE MAN!
The MOST TERRIBLE (NOT GURON! DELAWAR!):Hа-HА-HА! We COLOUR-BLIND PERSONS! NEIGHS!!! SHARPENS the KNIFE-FIGHTING AXE FLAMASTER!
THE MOST TERRIBLE (NOT GURON! DELAWAR!): THE SCALP! THE WHITE MAN!
TYSON (gets a rainbow-colour the table-scheme): to YOU POINTS to REGISTER?
OTHER DELAWAR-MOHICAN (JACK NICHOLSON): MY SON UNKAS! HE TALKS SENSE! GIVE INSTEAD OF SCALP EAT ITS BRAINS! AFTER ALL JUDGING BY APPEARANCE … IT THE SCIENTIST! WE WILL GROW WISER NOT POORLY?
THE MOST TERRIBLE (NOT GURON! DELAWAR!): FATHERS! AT US MATRIARCHY!
SHOW FILM FRAMES of the ABM of JAMES of the BOND … MUM smears the person with a cream! MERCY QUANTUM.
TYSON TO THE INDIAN (LOUDLY): IT IS LIE! SUCH LIE!
TYSON: WHAT? I am the BOXER! STARTS to THRASH INDIANS! HOOK! … Indians escape … Having abandoned TOMOGAWKS!
Mickey ROURKE-ISTVUD And TYSON FILL up In the BAR in small small town «WILD WEST» ONLY HAVE come … DOORS crack! The BLUE OYSTER! EVERYWHERE RОККЕRS In GAS MASKS! COVERED with TAPES of CARTRIDGES! POMEGRANATES-KNIFES! HORROR! JACKETS …! WHO does not HAVE GAZMACK-GROUP KISS!!!
РОCKERS: WELCOME! OUR BREAD!
There is a STAR of MELLORY-ROCKER- JULIET LEWIS! The SUIT "MADONNA" SMOKES the SIGARETTE, then smells a cocaine path … ON MIKE :KICK! DRINK! FIGHT! FUCK!
MELLORY-ROCKER JULIET: TO BEGIN WITH FIGHT! BLOWS In the WHISTLE! STOP! FIGHT…
TO BE CONTINUDE….
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SCENARIOS FOR QUENTIN! TARANTINO! SECRET!
RESIDENT OF MONASTERY!
PART ONE
(Unforgiven2)
Sounds METALLIC AnFOGIVN2!
CREDITS: Manufacture ... ACTORS ...
THEN NEW TITLES!
THESE advertisement!
VIDEO: Ambrell Corporation (RESIDENT EVIL4) PHOTO BOOKCASE, DESK! At the table, sat EINSTEIN, hair standing on end (the inscription physicist DGEM) shows Einstein tongue! MORE PHOTOS from the movie The Lawnmower Man ... VIDEO: VIRTUVI THEREIN Lawnmower COOL! RASTREPANNY HAIR! Again PHOTO: Leonardo da Vinci: Man OF VIRTUVIAN! As follows: MIND GAMES! NASH walks and feeds the pigeons! STOP PHOTO Signature: Sad mathematics NASH!
WILD WEST ... SITS Klind Eastwood (Eastwood, Kevin Costner Under!) Smokes ... Pig grazing ... ... Stinks
Suitable Mike Tyson (riding a donkey!)
- Are you William MONEY that kill women and children?
Eastwood, Costner = (melancholy)
- YES
Tyson:
- You know ... I BOXER!
Eastwood (inhibited)
-YESS … Though on you you will not tell... I thought ... what you scientist … ...
Tyson (remark): Tell ... Scientists ... I found a job for you! You $ 1,000 ...
Eastwood (enthralled):
- This amount is not lying on the road! Whom do you break up?
Tyson (lack of a portfolio of pictures, crying!)
- This whore! Can you imagine! My sexual intercourse lasts 126 minutes 19 seconds (measured the on the speedometer! Shown the moment of "Pulp Fiction, Butch's gold watch!") ... She called me a jerk and impotent!
Eastwood:
-Yes?
Tyson: and says that I have a small penis!
He takes the cowards of PENIS of plastic, it is unwound up to the knees ...
Eastwood:
- 2 mm? I DO NOT SEE without glasses!
Tyson (not hear) SEE HER PHOTOS! ... The photo hideous harpies! PERSON IN ALL scars and tattoos! HORROR! ...
Tyson:
- Disfigure HER face!
Schick Takes a machine!
Eastwood:
- FLOATING BLADE! Gyulchataj.
Begins to shave my head myself ...
Hears and SCREAM VIDEO COCK!
Suddenly, Tyson turns on the ship "NOVOHUDONOSSOR" is on the table, sweaty ... (MATRIX)
Approaches him disfigured Harpy (all face in scars and tattoos!)
Holding a HORRIBLE, Incandescent socket! (DLINNENKY) ...
Harpy:
- Do you have a Slot?
Tyson silence (sweats more!)
Harpy (laughing ...)
- Well, not someone, no one's ... Let us ...
Tyson is coming to an abrupt movement, and MOVE jack screws Jig! (DLINNENKY) Tyson's ass ...
Harpy:
- Hurt? (Sounds of music from "Pulp Fiction" GEM, Marsellus Uoless, and Bruce Willis in the basement of a homosexual!)
AGAIN ... Eastwood and Tyson only as Eastwood's Mickey Rourke! OH shaved Bald Baska Stanochkam Tyson, saying:
- OU or anything! We make you happy!
Tyson (crying):
- And the prostitute (tear) has filed a lawsuit against me ... RAPE!
Rourke (chuckling):
- Rapist? THREE YEARS OF PENTHOUSE!
THEN thinking about something else! ...
Mickey Rourke in the costume Iron MAN 2 sitting on the toilet, to be baptized. Shoulder Bandage LEFT: GERMAN CROSS! VIDEO: Mallory (Straight BON killers) and screams like a cow:
- I SEE THE ANGEL, Mallory!
Dark Ekran INSCRIPTION: SHIT HAPPEN!
Video: turd comes out of assholes Mickey Rourke!
AGAIN - ON THE BOAT "NOVOHUDONOSSOR", lying on his stomach on the table, sweaty ... (MATRIX), but not Tyson…IS Hollifield! HE bleeding, because NO EAR! In Harpies in the mouth- ear! At Hollifield gag in his mouth with a red ball! (From "Pulp Fiction" GEM, Marsellus Uoless, and Bruce Willis in the basement of a homosexual!)
Harpy, sucking the ear!:
- What are you silent? Runt! If I could say a word! Shut up!
I'll make you nice! Silence ... MAN? BOY! Silent …guy!
Puts Boxing Gloves ... Lupit Hollifield in the ass and shout!:
- Are you a scientist? YOU ARE SCIENTIST! Fuck me! FUCK!
Hollifield spits out a ball gag and shouts:
- For the sexual action is necessary to calculate the amount of cubic meters of Celsius, aimed at the gutter! Even more so! INTEGRATE! And it's not worthy of ME!
Harpy puts him a new ball-gag!:
- Shut up! Nothingness and ... Repeat after me ...
Hollifield AGAIN spits out a ball gag, Spice ...
Harpy:
- I ...
Hollifield:
- I ...
Harpy:
- The messenger!
Hollifield:
- Asshole ..
Harpy:
- Anubis!
Hollifield:
- Who? WHOM? PLAG?.... A HARRY SELDON!
PHOTO appears from the cartoon "The Simpsons" ... SIMPSON urinates into a puddle, whistles ... On his chest lamp is lit, "SELDON HARRY!" Next Turnover BOOKS by Isaac AZIMOV “FOUNDATION”, the elder ... under ...
SIMPSON, still pees in the pool:
- And who tried to Eat the Moon? No one ... but I'll try! First calculations! How to calculate? Schemes of the technician? It is old …
Here puddle TURNS box (theater) ... Sits in BED Pope Benedict 16 and HOLDS PICTURE with the inscription K-9!
Continued ....
MIKE TAYSN (stripped to his shorts) sits in the locker room chewing Cutlets and reads
THE TIR Jack London's "piece of meat," ITSELF remembers:
DON KING (FRONT) hair on end, behind sticky plaster CUTLET ...
Tyson, however, with bullet-proof face!
Tyson:
- Yes?
DON KING:
- YES! In round 4 you go to bed! PRIDE? Spit on pride!
MIKE TAYSN (stripped to his shorts) sits in the locker room and chews CUTLET reads
THE TIR Jack London's "piece of meat," says SAM ... turn the page, hamburger rolls:
DON KING (FRONT) hair on end, back adhesive tape WITHOUT chops (as Marsellus UOLESSA?)
Tyson OPPOSITE with bullet-proof face! (Smiling):
- In the fourth?
DON KING:
-In the 4th? I SAID in the 5th!
THEN scratches BEARD ..:
(Thinks) in the 4th or 5th ... The difference is not great rates! AA HERE:
- Best in SEVENTH!
Tyson (roughly):
- And what I'm FOR it happen? I rubbed my belt! AND WEIGHT IN A SOCIETY!
DON KING (smiling from ear to ear):
-Relax! Here is what you will gain! Democrat!
SHOW the SET: the Cutlet In cellophane, Rabbit, DISK of JAGGER, the JUICE package, the book «PHYSICS of BODIES».
DON KING: DYNAMICS!
TAYSN (visualize)
Don King in a prison SHIRT sits in a chair-bound, back selected TAYSN, binds FOR STRONGER, closes his eyes Don King LAPISCHEY, in my ear says infamy (sounds Music Rolling Stones)
TAYSN (as if waking up, jumping):
- I AGREE! I AGREE! I AGREE!
Don King shook hands with him:
- LONG WOULD IT!
Tyson shakes hands ... distracted by my thoughts:
Tyson in the toilet at Purdue and shouts:
- I SEE ANGEL, Mallory!
In WC drops into ROCKER Mallory Juliet Lewis (Manson sounds), SCREAMS:
- Nothing! That's who I respect!
He hands a videotape, "Roy Jones the BEST"
ТYSON(on a toilet takes the CARTRIDGE (sounds ROLLING STONES), appears
VIDEO:ROY JOUNES (the most class moments!)
Represents: ROY JONES tied to a chair in JAIL shouting, but Tyson (sounds of "Pulp Fiction" GEM, Marselas Uoless, and Bruce Willis in the basement of a homosexual!) Playing in the count to (from Pulp Fiction) finds a finger, as if chooses ...
Mickey Rourke (Sounds Manson) in the costume Eastwood finished SHAVE Tyson.
Stretches MIRROR:
- Not lit? HOT! Sun at the zenith! In your what time is it?
Tyson looks at his hand, hours gone! Looks at the sun And SAYS:
- Judging by the sun: MIDNIGHT! Greenwich ...
Mickey Rourke plaintively:
- The toilet is not go?
Tuson (miserably) ...:
Come on-it! (Again shows PHOTO Harpe)
BATTLE for the title:
Tyson fights MARSELLOSOM WALLACE!
In the first second of the first round cuts down the KNOCKOUT!
Referee (PAMELLA ANDERSON: tits to her waist!) Raises both hands to BOXERS AND SAYS:
-Draw ...
Don King (joyfully): draw NOBODY WILL DELIVER! ALL MY Grandma! Tyson Looser! DO NOT GET SET the Cutlet In cellophane, Rabbit, DISK of JAGGER, the JUICE package, the book «PHYSICS of BODIES».
Black Mamba UMMA gloomy Thurman asks Bill Clinton (while waving swords scary) ORAL Sex? DRUGS?
Bill (Yawns) I Do not overtighten! THIS IS IT! OBAMA PORTRAIT shows! AND ALL THIS OBAMA! Scene from the movie: PLANET OF THE APES! UNDERSTAND WHO?
Black Mamba UMMA: Okay ... (GOES stimulation): MONKEY!!
DON KING (calls Barack Obama BARACK OBAMA (blurred with Keanu Reeves: TURNS THE HEAD OF THE APES PLANET))
DON KING: THE CASE MADE THE KING!
OBAMA (quietly): POEMS?
Tyson on the box and Mickey Rourke on a donkey galloping across the prairie! AHEAD Indians!
Tyson: Hurons! WELL JUST DEAD INDIAN!
Eastwood, Mickey Rourke: ITS A LOT!
Indians (ALL-IN TATTOOS! MODEL Apocalypse Mel Gibson):
INDIANS ALL TOOGETHER:WHITEFACES!!! HA-HA-HA!
MOST TERRIBLE (NOt Huron! Delaware! Leonardo Di Caprio do, so you can find out ACTOR!)): YOU COME HEAR! (MODEL, "Oh, this science" “WORD SCIENCE “ ROKKERs on a party!
Tyson: I? I DO NOT paleface!
MOST TERRIBLE (NOt Huron! Delaware!): Ha-ha-ha! We are color blind! Laughs! Sharpens Knife-Battle Axe felt-pen!
MOST TERRIBLE (NOt Huron! Delaware!): Scalp! Paleface!
Tyson (pulls out a rainbow-color table-layout): YOU PRESCRIBED GLASSES?
ANOTHER Delaware-Mohican (Jack Nicholson): my son Uncas! HE SAYS THE CASE! Come join Scalp SEDIM his brain! FACT outward seeming ... He is a scientist WE WILL GROW WISER NOT POORLY?
MOST TERRIBLE (Not Huron! Delaware!): PAP! WE Matriarchy!
Appearing STAFF James Bond film ... MAMA spreads the face cream! QUANTUM OF MERCY
Tyson Indians (loudly): It's a lie! SUCH LIES!
Tyson: What? I BOXER! LAUNCHES INDIAN crash! Hook! Punch ... The Indians threw down their tomahawks ... escape!
Mickey Rourke Eastwood and Tyson overwhelm the bar in a small town, "Wild West" ONLY HAVE come … DOORS crack! The BLUE OYSTER! EVERYWHERE ROCKERS in a gas mask! Hung TAPE CARTRIDGES! GRENADE-KNIVES! HORROR! JACKETS riveted…! WHO does not HAVE GAZMACK-GROUP KISS!!!
ROKKERY: WELCOME! OUR BREAD!
STAR APPEARS Mallory-ROCKER Juliet Lewis! Costume "MADONNA" Smoking a cigarette, then sniffing cocaine ... the track at Mike INSCRIPTION: KICK! Drink! Fight! Fuck!
Mallory-rocker Juliet: First Fight! WHISTLE blowing in! STOP! Fight ...
Mickey Rourke and Mike Tyson BEGIN sadly fight!
Mallory LEWIS: TWO FATTY fag! WHAT WELCOME!
(Chews CUCUMBER!)
MICKEY ROURCE- Eastwood and Tyson: WE ARE LOOKING FOR HER!
VIDEO APPEARS: LISA GERARD SINGS NOW WE ARE FREE!!!
APPEARS-SHERIFF CHUCK! Who do you think? Hugh Grant!
HAT-STAR! Rounders (SERFDOM RUSSIAN!)
Hugh Grant SHERIFF (English accent): Hey DELEGATION TO YOU HERE! CUSTOMER!
Whistle-HURRICANE HERE (Scene from "The Mask," Jim Carrey!)
APPEARS harpies! ALL face in scars and tattoos! ! (Marilyn Manson MAKE! DO NOT KNOW! BUT ON TITER CAN!)
Harpy (loudly): Whore called? WHO WANTS TO FUCK? Hey Boy JOHNNY!
Eastwood, Mickey Rourke (loud-apologetically): I'm broke!
Harpy (laughing): FOR YOU FREE! JOHNNY Handsome!
FITS Mickey Rourke Eastwood, pushes on the table, takes a scalpel and makes his image John-Boy to plastic surgery! (FILM Walter Hill)
Mickey Rourke (as it should be! Nasal): MONEY! MONEY!
At this moment, things change! RODRIGUEZ Sin City! BLACK AND WHITE MOVIE! PRASTITUTES!
Sin City! STAY Harpy BELL! WHAT Hosh! On the tattoo, with a tail! It is tempting to FUCK! AVATAR ? GOES Mickey Rourke SUTINER SCREAMS: Work! WORK! WORK! Many customers!
MOST BEATIFUL! PHOTO! (Marilyn Manson MAKE! DO NOT KNOW! BUT ON TITER CAN!)
Harpy: Many customers! So in fact the only one brave OH! Mickey Rourke! Sends hypnosis RURK-SUTTER: JESUS, MARY MAGdaLIN.. Hristory ...: whistling stones cry ... Love ..
A LOT different! !.....
Somewhere in the desert! Hades! SINGLE SITTING PREDATOR and repairs LASER SCREWDRIVER Telepathic ( Dead CAN DANCE music!) ... GO EXECUTERALEHANDRO TseLLOBAYT! (STOP DCD! Alejandro Lady GaGa Play!)
TSELLOBAYT Alejandro (detached): JOB? MY JOB! SKYNET! Brings Telepathic IMAGE: SHVARTSNIGGER Fights in melee with a predator! Here…
PREDATOR quickly: Alehndro executioner? Presses ENTER KEY!
FROM asses Alejandro TSELLOBAYTA ROSE Get out! TSELLOBAYT yells loudly: Spikes MY DANGEROUS!
Predator squeezing the trigger of the rifle in the ass TSELLOBAYTA! Telepathic BULLET IN THE BRAIN! TSELLOBAYT FULLY-CORD BLOOD-BRAIN and SMELL! (Time from "Perfume" TSELLOBAYT yells loudly: LAST SMELLS of Ilyich!
PREDATOR (fed) and you can cook in the soup and the study of fish and birds! MEAT! And thus brings SEKSUALNYE Images! HOW TSELLOBAYT Equilibrium! He won LIGHT! HERE ...
PHOTO TSELLOBAYT Equilibrium Kisses clay MANNEQUIN!
TSELLOBAYT Alejandro: I can do anything! (COPY 7!): Jumping into the soup .. (VIDEO: Brave JUMP in a huge boiler! LAG ... BELOW Stoker (the Indians "Apocalypse" (MUSIC DEAD CAN DANCE!)
Uncas: SEE? Cook GOOD! Brave ...
HIS FATHER (throwing in the furnace COAL SHOVEL, wash POT): adventurous? Frozen Equilibrium TSELLOBAYT!
Uncas: Is Equilibrium (Looks at his rifle in the ass TSELLOBAYTA, THAT IN TERMS OF ... stew bubbling) Alejandro Brave!
HIS FATHER Delaware Jack Nicholson: My son! Dumpty LOT! INDIAN SHOULD WORK! And something unprecedented ... Sighs ... Alejandro ... yes, they all look the same .... Paleface! .. (Music by Alejandro Lady Gaga!)
TSELLOBAT screaming in the soup: HOW DO I ?!.... do anything !!... SOUP SPOON! ... Fly in the Ointment!
PRASTITUTES! HELL! Sin City!
WENT a Rolls-Rawls REAL Rourke (DRIVER hornless NIL (The KINGS OF SHADOWS dancing!) Rourke DiAVOLL selects the UNbeautiful! Her alone and pick! Rest for jokes!
DYAVL: WARE QUICKLY COME TO ME …RUNTIME …Whimsy! (Seriously): GO!
Harpy (surprised): Do you still want me?
DYAVL: Of course! Endless ways ... enjoy! GO FREE! I'm sort of thing …I CAN (sent to the brain (the realm of shadows KAMASUTRA!)
Harpy (frightened looks sideways to pimp Rourke): You know, that He will punish. ALL FOR THE MONEY ... deprive incomes for and I will die in poverty!
DYAVL fumbles in his pockets! Those guys NO! Shouts MICROPHONE Wagtail: Wamba, let SELLOR! Wamba: Looser! Dyavl friendly: Borrow! Wamba: The kid SERIOUS! I Wait a bursting FROM LAUGHTER!
Dyavl (appeal to you driver NIL: GIVE SELLOR ALIVE! I'll give ..)
Нil: TO give a sellor REAL!
DYAVL driver throws a kick ... Whore! GO fast ME! She obediently sat down (door slam …!)
DYAVL: Oted! SHE OTEZZHAET)
Harpy (plaintive and renunciation): MONEY ....
DYAVL(ill DAV!) Obediently MAKES!
She hid in her bra OUT! THEN VOTE Soulless TransFORMATORmator MACHINES bass: Well fuck? NOT YET ? PAY!
DYAVL: (WHAT!)
Harpy: shrilly: YOU ARE MY RAPE!! COURT!
ROCKERS gas masks and KISS GROUP laugh! Smoke marijuana music !...( KISS "SONIC BOOM!")
Harpy pulled out of the car and shouts her friends: nothing! LOOSER! impotent! I JUST FEET ... FOOTS! SIRENS scream!: Get the money! LATCH UP Shay stick! HA-HA-HA! COME YET! JOHNNY Handsome! (LISA GERARD GLORADIN ... MUSIC!)
SUTINER -RURK takes the unfortunate slave Harpy Fake she changed to THIS (do not accrue BRA FROM A POCKET OF INSCRIPTION ON HER NE "FALSH") rubs his hands and cried: God has given, God took! (Religion!)
Slave (all in tears .. shouts to the whole street could hear):
JUST NOT ME Lounch incomes for the WORK! (Laughs sellor! Ha-ha)
BUY MAgniTOGUM! Ha-ha!
Appears: INTERNET_MEAT.
MAGnitOGum? WHAT IS IT? (Black background ... GIRL POWER IN A step sausage on the ears PLAYER + HEADPHONES! MUSIC REM: LOOSING MY RELIGION MORE ENGLISH INSCRIPTION by: NOFING KAMPEST TO You?
VIDEO-Frame, PHOTO: IN THE HEART OF LADY-KOSMONAFT in her ears ... PLAYER RING AROUND HER FROM THE BOILER (6 Twist! Personnel! ... The boiler BULEN of sinners!)
MUSIC: NOFING CAMPEST TO YOU!
GREEK AID APPEARS! (VIDEO GLADIATOR Mickey Rourke!) Bas (VOTE FROM Equilibrium!)
AID: LESSONS FROM POVERTY IS NOT ME DENGEROUS.IT is interesting: Damn TRANSFORMATR then tears it scared! I BELIEVE beginning, that CAPACITOR Traveler ILLUSIONS not for nothing that we (the kids THESE advances (taking everything with it!) Is not in vain THESE TRICKS! But RELIGION! Is the focus !!!!!
BUDDHA suit waddled to TSELLOBAYT named Equilibrium: NEED BLOOD? FATHER! Take it! Plastice stabs knife in the heart!
TSELLOBAYT: ALWAYS! (MUSIC: DRUMS! THAI BOXING!)
BUDDHA: TAKE MY! Takes the knife! Cuts VIENNA TSELLOBAYTU and sucks his blood!
TSELLOBAYT Angry voice: BLOODY KISS OF TSELLOBAYTA Equilibrium! LEARN ... fools and FOUL!
BUDDHA (surprised): You're drinking my blood ... STOP! AND TAKE MY LIVER! CAn BUTTON Presses on the head with tsellobayta ... FROM TSELLOBAYTA Roll in CONFETTI: the blood-brain-Internal! TSELLOBAYT yells, I shake your hand and take BUDDHA HIS LIVER!
BUDDHA: Equilibrium-APPLE!
TSELLOBAYT BEGINS squat! (SCREAMS drunken voice: I'm tempted Buddha Original Sin) (MUSIC: EH APPLE! YES on a plate ...)
BUDDHA TO TSELLOBAYT Equilibrium: YES NO PERMIT scanty HAND! MAKES ballpoint pen!
TSELLOBAYT (HANDLE-eating cellophane): I am tempted Buddha Original Sin! PROTEHNIKS IS IMPORTANT!
PREDATOR AGAIN!
TSELLOBAYT-Equilibrium! YOU fix my telepathic LASER! PREDATOR Presses THE "SKIN" on his forehead ... TSELLOBAYT REMOVABLE LEATHER (Laser-plasma scalpel) ... TSELLOBAYT Sing songs (SAD): AT WHAT I HERE? Frugal TSELLOBAYT Equilibrium! Repairing Laser ...? Blame TECHNOLOGY OF SILENCE! THIS IS ...
PREDATOR Taking ROLL SKIN AND SAYS: KING APPAREL sew! PHOTO Ivan the Terrible, with a staff PREDATOR WORTH! Clothes to toe ...
AGAIN ROCKERS BAR LOW ... . NO ONE Rourke… ONLY Tyson ...
Silence was broken Harpy: And YOU IRON MIKE WHAT complaint?
Hosh refine my face? LET PRODUCT! Shows a set of: the Cutlet In cellophane, Rabbit, DISK of JAGGER, the JUICE package, the book «PHYSICS of BODIES».
Tuson (humbly ... puff): Throw ME! KING!
VIDEO BATTLE for the title:
Tyson fights MARSELLOSOM WALLACE!
In the first second of the first round cuts down the KNOCKOUT!
Referee (PAMELLA ANDERSON: tits to her waist!) Raises both hands CROSS to BOXERS AND SAYS:
-Draw ...
The referee raises both hands to BOXERS AND SAYS:
-Draw ...
Harpy (quiet but impressive): THEN AGAIN Fight! And bathed in CLOUDS OF GLORY AND LOVE!
Tyson SET Buddhist monks sitting on a wooden stand-Zen Meditation ... somewhere near (scenery), master of kung fu beat! Jackie Chan and Jett Li!
Tyson (mouth closed, but the voice is): ALL duality?
Narrator: What do you think?
There are two Eastwood: Mickey Rourke and KLIND Eastwood THIS!...
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