BRIDGET. Hector please, call me Gigi
BRIDGET
Hector please, call me Gigi.
ANNIE
Oh Hector, call me Gigi.
Oh.
[sending email] ‘Must go. More news later. A.’
BRIDGET
Is Hector still asleep?
ANNIE
Yep.
BRIDGET
Aah.
Hector, wakey-wakey.
Come on, rise and shine.
Hector makes snoring noises
ANNIE
Sweet!
BRIDGET
Oh, good morning. [Sneezes]
HECTOR
Oh, good morning. [Sneezes]
ANNIE
Uh, no, no, no, good morning, ah-ah-ah.
HECTOR
Good morning, ah-ah-ah.
ANNIE
No Hector, I have a cold.
BRIDGET
And so have I.
HECTOR
Oh you have a cold, Bridget.
BRIDGET
Yes, I have a cold.
ANNIE
Yes, we have a cold, so let’s begin again.
Good morning.
HECTOR
Good morning.
BRIDGET
Oh never mind.
Hector, would you like some …
… New pyjamas?
HECTOR
Mmm?
BRIDGET
Hector, please excuse me for a moment.
Annie, bathroom. Now!
HECTOR
Good morning.
NICK
Good morning.
Is it fancy dress?
HECTOR
Fancy dress?
Yes.
NICK
Oh, nice.
Hey, nice car, ay.
HECTOR
I have this car at home.
NICK
Wow, you have this car at home.
HECTOR
Ahm.
NICK
Girls must love you.
HECTOR
Girls, no.
NICK
No?
Hector, can I tell you something?
HECTOR
OK.
NICK
The car looks good.
HECTOR
Ah-ay.
NICK
Ay.
So you must look good too! Ha-hmm?
HECTOR
I look good!
NICK
No.
You don’t look good.
But I can help.
HECTOR
OK!
NICK
OK!
BRIDGET
Hector’s clothes are awful!
ANNIE
Oh, they’re so old fashioned!
BRIDGET
I know, I’ll take him shopping.
ANNIE
But Bridget you’re so busy that I’ll take him shopping.
BRIDGET
No, it’s all right, I’ll take him shopping.
ANNIE
But there’s no problem, I’ll take him shopping.
BRIDGET
I said I’ll take him shopping!!
Sound of sneezing
NICK
You need, you need a – oh hi, babe!
BRIDGET
Oh it’s you, Nick.
ANNIE
Oh hi, Nick.
NICK
Hector has asked me what clothes to wear.
BRIDGET
Yeah, right.
NICK
You need a look, like on a fast bike.
BRIDGET
No, no, no, no, Hector, don’t listen to Nick, listen to me.
HECTOR
OK.
BRIDGET
You need a designer look.
ANNIE
No, no, no, Hector, that’s not for you.
You need, you need a cowboy look.
NICK
No, no, a leather jacket.
BRIDGET
A bandanna and a vest.
ANNIE
A denim shirt.
NICK
A motor bike!
BRIDGET
Designer!
ANNIE
Cowboy!
HECTOR
Ah, stop!!
OK, I will go shopping.
BRIDGET
What?
ANNIE
On your own?
NICK
But – you need us!
HECTOR
Ah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
ANNIE
How?
What will you say?
HECTOR
Erm …
NICK
It’s OK, leave it to me.
I am the shopkeeper, you are the customer.
HECTOR
Uh?
NICK
This is a shop.
I sell, you buy.
HECTOR
Oh, OK.
Oh, ding-dong.
Good morning.
NICK
Good morning!
Can I help you?
HECTOR
Yes.
I … I …
NICK
I would like …
HECTOR
I would like … a jacket, please.
NICK
Trousers.
HECTOR
Uh?
NICK
I would like a pair of trousers please.
HECTOR
Oh, I would like a pair of trou-sers please.
- And a shirt.
NICK
No. shoes.
I would like a pair of shoes, please.
HECTOR
I would like a pair of shoes, please.
And a cat for my head.
NICK
I think you mean a hat.
HECTOR
Eh?
NICK
This is a cat!
HECTOR
[Laughs]
A cat for my head!
ANNIE
Hector, come shopping with me.
BRIDGET
Or me.
ANNIE
No, me.