VII. Read the text. Translate it into Russian.

Many ideas of Sigmund Freud are still used today in the practice of psychology. For example Freud was the first to depict the importance of memories and ideas from childhood. He pointed out that these memories are “repressed” and made unconscious because they are things we don’t want to think about, or they are forbidden. So, the repressed ideas can appear in our dreams or nightmares.

APPENDIX

Funny Tests: Intelligence Test

Read the sentence below:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-

SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-

IC STUDY COMBINED WITH

THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.

Now count the F`s in that sentence. Count them only once

Answer:

There are sixF`s in the sentence.

A person of average intelligence finds threeof them.

If you spotted four, you’re above average.

If you got five, you can turn your nose at most anybody.

If you caught six, you are a genius.

There is no catch. Many people forget the "OF"`s.

The human brain tends to see them as V`s and not F`s.

The shape of your face can give a clue to your personality

Small faceYou don't enjoy people intruding into your personal life and invading your privacy and can be rather secretive, Reflective and intelligent, yours is a passionate but fin personality, although you find these two traits in conflict at times, A tendency to be cautious means you don't trust too easily, but you do value a circle of close friends and family members.

Oval faceA good decision-maker, you have strength of character, lots of energy, and usually finish what you start. Affectionate and outgoing by nature, you can be a bit gullible.

Square faceYou expect a lot from other people, but give as much in return, you’re stubborn, strong-willed and quick to learn, but your staying power runs out when you lose interest. Highly sensitive to criticism, you're aggressive under pressure.

Thin face You don’ suffer fools gladly and have an offbeat sense of humour. Energetic able to balance action with thought, you’re not one who follows the crowd. You enjoy competition in the love stakes and opt for a partner who’s companionable as well as attractive.

Heart-shaped face Practical rather than thinker, you have a degree of charm that can be devastating. Your romantic judgment can sometimes let you down, though. You appear placid and cool in most situations, but this hides a quick temper when crossed. Relationships may suffer if your partner can’t live up to your high expectation.

Quotes by Mark Twain

Be careful when reading health books; you may die of a misprint.

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.

When in doubt, tell the truth.

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one.

You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

He had discovered a great law of human action, without knowing it - namely, that in order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to obtain.

"The Adventures of Tom Sawyer", Chapter 2

Psychological humour

Pavlov's Birds

A student spent an entire summer going to the Harvard football field every day wearing a black and white striped shirt, walking up and down the field for ten or fifteen minutes throwing birdseed all over the field, blowing a whistle and then walking off the field. At the end of the summer, it came time for the first Harvard home football game, the referee walked onto the field and blew the whistle, and the game had to be delayed for a half hour to wait for the birds to get off of the field. The guy wrote his thesis on this, and graduated.

The Professor's Wish

A grad student, a post-doc, and a professor are walking through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one." "Me first! Me first!" says the grad student. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat." Poof! He's gone. "Me next! Me next!" says the post-doc. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach." Poof! He's gone. "You're next," the Genie says to the professor. The professor says, "I want those guys back in the lab after lunch."

Psychology is actually...

Psychology is actually biology.
Biology is actually chemistry.
Chemistry is actually physics.
And physics is actually math.

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