Short Glossary of Words and Their Euphemisms

Word Euphemism
accident, crisis, disaster incident
addict; addiction substance abuser; substance abuse, chemical dependency
adulterous extramarital
arrest (v) apprehend
beggar panhandler, homeless person
bombing air support
break-in security breach
brothel massage parlor
cheap frugal, thrifty, economical
coffin casket
complaint form response form
confinement detention
criminal (adj) illegal
criminal (young) juvenile delinquent
crippled disabled, physically challenged
custodian building maintenance staff
dead departed, deceased, late, lost, gone, passed
death insurance life insurance
death penalty capital punishment
death demise, end, destination, better world, afterlife
deaths body count
die pass away, pass on, expire, go to heaven
drug addict substance abuser
drugs illegal substances
drunk (adj) intoxicated, inebriated, tipsy
exploit (land) develop
fail fizzle out, fall short, go out of business
false (adj) prosthesis
false teeth dentures
fat overweight, chubby, portly, stout, plump
fire (v) lay off, release, downsize, let go, streamline, rightsize
garbage collector sanitation person
garbage dump landfill
genocide ethnic cleansing
hyperactive Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD)
illegal worker undocumented worker
imprisoned incarcerated
informer confidential source
jail secure facility
jungle rain forest
juvenile delinquent problem child, at-risk child
kill put down/away/out/to sleep
kill on a mass basis liquidate
killing of innocents collateral damage
lawyer attorney
lazy unmotivated
lie (n) fib, fabrication, cover story, story, untruth, inaccuracy
make love sleep with
money funds
mortuary funeral home/parlor
multi-racial diverse
murder hit, kill, do someone in, finish off someone
noisy boisterous
office equipment productivity products
old mature, distinguished, senior, traditional, seasoned, new (e.g., "The house is two years new")
old age golden age, golden years
old person senior citizen, pensioner
old persons' home convalescent hospital, retirement home, rest home, nursing home
one-room apartment studio apartment, efficiency
pay (n) remuneration, salary
person representative, individual
perspire, perspiration sweat
police officer peace officer
poor children at-risk children  
poor nation emerging nation, developing nation, third-world nation  
poor student underachiever, underperformer  
poor low-income, working class, modest, underprivileged  
power failure service interruption  
prison correctional facility  
prisoner inmate, convict, detainee  
problem issue, challenge, complication  
rain, snow, hail precipitation  
remedial education special education  
removed from duty put on administrative leave  
repression (social, political) law and order  
retarded special, slow, mentally challenged  
rough physical  
rude self-centered  
sales marketing  
salesman, -woman sales associate  
say indicate, disclose, mention  
school institute  
secretary administrative assistant  
selfish self-centered  
sexual intercourse sleep with, make love  
sexual relations (illicit) liaison  
sexual relationship involvement, intimate relationship, affair  
sick indisposed, ill, under the weather  
small quaint, cozy, petite  
software product solution  
solve resolve  
spy (n) source of information, agent  
spying surveillance  
steal appropriate, salvage, lift, borrow  
stupid slow  
suicide (to commit) to end it all, take the easy way out, do oneself in  
surprise attack preemptive strike  
sweat (v) perspire  
talk (v, n) converse (v), conversation (n)  
teacher educator  
theft inventory shrinkage  
tip (n) gratuity  
toilet john, WC, men's room, restroom, bathroom, washroom, lavatory  
totalitarian authoritarian  
tramp homeless person  
ugly unattractive, modest, plain  
underwear (women's) lingerie  
unemployed between jobs, taking time off  
unreserved seating general admission, festival seating  
used previously owned, pre-owned, refurbished, second-hand  
vagrant homeless person  
venereal disease social disease  
victim casualty  
Wrong improper, questionable, impropriety (n)  

Упражнение. Читателю предлагается выразить то же самое, но нормальным английским языком (без обиняков).



  • His grandfather passed away.
  • My father is between jobs but has two interviews today.
  • The peace officer apprehended the sanitation man for speeding.
  • The sales associate answered in the affirmative when the judge asked him if he had ever been incarcerated.
  • The manager complained to his administrative assistant of inventory shrinkage.
  • Our son is a special child.
  • Dan's supervisor laid him off because he was unmotivated.
  • American football is a physical game, and has disabled many players.
  • The individual was accused of appropriating funds.
  • The correctional facility has 220 inmates, five of whom are facing capital punishment.

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Schools are full of euphemisms. At Frankfurt International School, for example, the special lessons given to students who are having difficulties in their school subjects are called Study Center (in the middle school) and Academic Workshop (in the high school). Teachers rightly do not want to offend students or parents by being too blunt or direct, and usually choose a softer word or expression to convey the same message. For this reason, school reports often contain euphemisms such as: He is not working to his full potential or He has a rather relaxed attitude to his work (= he is lazy), She is unable to concentrate in class (= she is disruptive), He has strong opinions about everything and is not afraid to voice them (= he is loud and arrogant).

Typical of many recently-coined euphemisms are the words and expressions that try to avoid giving offence to various minority groups or unfortunate individuals. People who have severe learning difficulties are sometimes called intellectually-challenged, and those with a physical handicap are referred to as differently-abled. Poor people are called needy, under-privileged; disadvantaged or economically deprived. Poor countries have in turn been calledunderdeveloped, developing, emergent, Third World- all in an effort to retain the meaning without causing offence or being patronising. The struggle over the past 10-20 years to find an acceptable way to refer to black Americans is further evidence of the increased sensitivity that we now have to the power of language. This sensitivity is often referred to as political correctness.

The field of English language teaching is experiencing a similar struggle over terminology; we have not yet reached a consensus on what we should call our learners of English. Some people are unhappy with the term ESL (English as a second language) students because this implies that English is the first foreign language that non-native speakers should learn. And in any case, they say, English might be the learner's third or fourth language. These people prefer to use the term EAL learners - i.e. English as an additional language learners.

In America over the past few years the term LEP (limited English proficient) students has become popular. However there is now a backlash from people who feel that this term is too negative, and they suggest calling such students PEPs (potentially English proficient). The latest acronym, however, seems to be ELL (English language learner). No doubt this will remain popular until someone points out that all native English speakers are ELLs too, and yet another new term will need to be found!

Examples of Euphemism


One of the most common euphemism examples in the English language is the phrase 'passed away' to refer to someone who has died. To simply say that a person has died could be viewed as offensive by some people, and therefore a politically correct way of saying this had to be thought of. This is something that people are sentimental about, and all measures must be taken so as to not offend somebody. Here are some humorous euphemism examples for you.

What it Says What it Means
Adult entertainment Pornography
Ample proportions Obese or fat
Armed intervention War
Batting for the other side Homosexual
Between jobs Unemployed
Bun in the oven Pregnant
Categorical inaccuracy Lie
Character line Wrinkle
Collateral damage Civilian casualties
Comfort women Prostitute
Correctional facility Prison
Direct mail Junk mail
Disinformation Lie
Do your business Defecate
Expecting Pregnant
Freedom fighters Rebels
Full bodied Obese
Furlough employees Fire employees
House of ill repute Brothel
Imbibe Drink
Indisposed Sick
Inventory leakage Theft
Knocked up Pregnant
Lose your lunch Vomit
Neutralize To kill
Powder your nose Visit the bathroom
Pre-owned Used or second hand
Remains Dead body
Revenue enhancement Taxes
Shooting blanks Low semen count
Surreptitious entry Breaking in
Call of nature The urge to urinate or defecate

Quiz

To test your knowledge of the English language, have a look at the following euphemisms and see if you can explain them!

  • senior citizen
  • law-enforcement officer
  • undertaker
  • collateral damage
  • pro-choice
  • white meat
  • adult video
  • economical with the truth
  • tired and emotional
  • person with a visual impairment
  • substance abuser
  • downsizing
  • Where can I wash my hands?

Answers

  • senior citizen - old person
  • law-enforcement officer - policeman
  • undertaker - a person or firm whose job it is to dispose of the bodies of people who have died (The direct German translation of the term undertaker is Unternehmer. It is interesting that the German word means businessman or entrepreneur; it has not taken on the euphemistic meaning of the English counterpart.)
  • collateral damage - this is the term given to the civilians killed in bombing attacks on a city.
  • pro-choice - describes person who is a supporter of a woman's right to have an abortion (opponents of abortion call themselves pro-life)
  • white meat - the meat that comes from the breast of a chicken
  • adult movie - pornographic movie
  • economical with the truth - someone who is economical with the truth is a liar
  • tired and emotional - drunk
  • person with a visual impairment - a blind person. The intention of this euphemism is to stress that the blind person is a person - who happens to have a visual disability. He or she is not defined by the disability. The term blind person, on the other hand, is thought to place the blindness at the center of the person's existence; and for this reason it has become unacceptable to some. (It is interesting, however, that some blind people object to term, not least because it muddles the distinction between the fully blind and people who have a more minor visual disability)
  • substance abuser - a drug addict
  • downsizing- reducing the size and wages bill of a company by sacking employees
  • Where can I wash my hands? - Where is the toilet?

· Unfortunately, some of the new euphemisms (particularly those emanating from the USA) have been rather silly or unnecessary. And this has given right-wing commentators the chance to attack the whole notion of political correctness. (Two of the sillier euphemisms, in my opinion, are vertically challenged - to describe a short person; and sanitary engineer - for a janitor or Hausmeister (German))

Acronyms and abbreviations

At this page you find an overview of the most common used acronyms and abbreviations. These acronyms and abbreviations are used in regeluar e-mail, messenger programs, SMS, MMS and other ways of communication.

Some of the acronyms are also used as a print on t-shirts, on signs or in regular writing. It's sometimes even used in official documents, financial documents and other docs.

Have a look and try to use them in a chat-room, twitter or writing e-mail.

A  
AAMOF as a matter of fact
ABFL a big fat lady
ABT about
ADN any day now
AFAIC as far as I’m concerned
AFAICT as far as I can tell
AFAICS as far as I can see
AFAIK as far as I know
AFAYC as far as you’re concerned
AFK away from keyboard
AH asshole
AISI as I see it
AIUI as I understand it
AKA also known as
AML all my love
ANFSCD and now for something completely different
ASAP as soon as possible
ASL assistant section leader
ASL age, sex, location
ASLP age, sex, location, picture
A/S/L age/sex/location
ASOP assistant system operator
ATM at this moment
AWA as well as
AWHFY are we having fun yet?
AWGTHTGTTA are we going to have to go trough this again?
AWOL absent without leave
AWOL away without leave
AYOR at your own risk
AYPI? and your point is?
B  
B4 before
B4N bye for now
BAC back at computer
BAG busting a gut
BAK back at the keyboard
BBIAB be back in a bit
BBL be back later
BBLBNTSBO... be back later but not to soon because of...
BBR burnt beyond repair
BBS be back soon
BBS bulletin board system
BC be cool
B/C because
BCnU be seeing you
BEG big evil grin
BF boyfriend
B/F boyfriend
BFN bye for now
BG big grin
BION believe it or not
BIOYIOB blow it out your I/O port
BITMT but in the meantime
BM bite me
BMB bite my bum
BMTIPG brilliant minds think in parallel gutters
BKA better known as
BL belly laughing
BOB back off bastard
BOL be on later
BOM bitch of mine
BOT back on topic
BRB be right back
BRBB be right back bitch
BRBS be right back soon
BRH be right here
BRS big red switch
BS big smile
BS bull shit
BSF but seriously folks
BST but seriously though
BTA but then again
BTAIM be that as it may
BTDT been there done that
BTOBD be there or be dead
BTOBS be there or be square
BTSOOM beats the shit out of me
BTW by the way
BUDWEISER because you deserve what every individual should ever receive
BWQ buzz word quotient
BWTHDIK but what the heck do I know
BYOB bring your own bottle
BYOH Bat You Onna Head
C  
C&G chuckle and grin
CAD ctrl-alt-delete
CADET can’t add, doesn’t even try
CDIWY couldn’t do it without you
CFV call for votes
CFS care for secret?
CFY calling for you
CID crying in disgrace
CIM CompuServe information manager
CLM career limiting move
CM@TW catch me at the web
CMIIW correct me if I’m wrong
CNP continue in next post
CO conference
CRAFT can’t remember a f**king thing
CRS can’t remember shit
CSG chuckle snicker grin
CTS changing the subject
CU see you
CU2 see you too
CUL see you later
CUL8R see you later
CWOT complete waste of time
CWYL chat with you later
CYA see ya
CYA cover your ass
CYAL8R see ya later
CYO see you online
D  
DBA doing business as
DCed disconnected
DFLA disenhanced four-letter acronym
DH darling husband
DIIK darn if i know
DGA digital guardian angel
DGARA don’t give a rats ass
DIKU do I know you?
DIRTFT do it right the first time
DITYID did I tell you I’m distressed
DIY do it yourself
DL download
DL dead link
DLTBBB don’t let the bad bugs bite
DMMGH don’t make me get hostile
DQMOT don’t quote me on this
DND do not disturb
DTC damn this computer
DTRT do the right thing
DUCT did you see that?
DWAI don’t worry about it
DWIM do what I mean
DWIMC do what I mean, correctly
DWISNWID do what I say, not what I do
DYJHIW don’t you just hate it when...
DYK do you know
E  
EAK eating at keyboard
EIE enough is enough
EG evil grin
EMFBI excuse me for butting in
EMFJI excuse me for jumping in
EMSG email message
EOD end of discussion
EOF end of file
EOL end of lecture
EOM end of message
EOS end of story
EOT end of thread
ETLA extended three letter acronym
EYC excitable, yet calm
F  
F female
F/F face to face
F2F face to face
FAQ frequently asked questions
FAWC for anyone who cares
FBOW for better or worse
FBTW fine, be that way
FCFS first come, first served
FCOL for crying out loud
FIFO first in, first out
FISH first in, still here
FLA four-letter acronym
FOAD f**k off and die
FOAF friend of a friend
FOB f**k off bitch
FOC free of charge
FOCL falling of chair laughing
FOFL falling on the floor laughing
FOS freedom of speech
FOTCL falling of the chair laughing
FTF face to face
FTTT from time to time
FU f**ked up
FUBAR f**ked up beyond all recognition
FUDFUCT fear, uncertainty and doubt
FUCT failed under continuas testing
FURTB full up ready to burst (about hard disk drives)
FW freeware
FWIW for what it’s worth
FYA for your amusement
FYE for your entertainment
FYEO for your eyes only
FYI for your information
G  
G grin
G2B going to bed
G&BIT grin & bear it
G2G got to go
G2GGS2D got to go get something to drink
G2GTAC got to go take a crap
G2GTAP got to go take a pee
GA go ahead
GA good afternoon
GAFIA get away from it all
GAL get a life
GAS greetings and salutations
GBH great big hug
GBH&K great big huh and kisses
GBR garbled beyond recovery
GBY god bless you
GD&H grinning, ducking and hiding
GD&R grinning, ducking and running
GD&RAFAP grinning, ducking and running as fast as possible
GD&REF&F grinning, ducking and running even further and faster
GD&RF grinning, ducking and running fast
GD&RVF grinning, ducking and running very
GD&W grin, duck and wave
GDW grin, duck and wave
GE good evening
GF girlfriend
GFETE grinning from ear to ear
GFN gone for now
GFU good for you
GG good game
GGU2 good game you two
GIGO garbage in garbage out
GJ good job
GL good luck
GL&GH good luck and good hunting
GM good morning / good move / good match
GMAB give me a break
GMAO giggling my ass off
GMBO giggling my butt off
GMTA great minds think alike
GN good night
GOK god only knows
GOWI get on with it
GPF general protection fault
GR8 great
GR&D grinning, running and ducking
GtG got to go
GTSY glad to see you
H  
H hug
H/O hold on
H&K hug and kiss
HAK hug and kiss
HAGD have a good day
HAGN have a good night
HAGS have a good summer
HAG1 have a good one
HAHA having a heart attack
HAND have a nice day
HB hug back
HB hurry back
HDYWTDT how do you work this dratted thing
HF have fun
HH holding hands
HHIS hanging head in shame
HHJK ha ha, just kidding
HHOJ ha ha, only joking
HHOK ha ha, only kidding
HHOS ha ha, only seriously
HIH hope it helps
HILIACACLO help I lapsed into a coma and can’t log off
HIWTH hate it when that happens
HLM he loves me
HMS home made smiley
HMS hanging my self
HMT here’s my try
HMWK homework
HOAS hold on a second
HSIK how should i know
HTH hope this helps
HTHBE hope this has been enlightening
HYLMS hate you like my sister
I  
IAAA I am an accountant
IAAL I am a lawyer
IAC in any case
IC I see
IAE in any event
IAG it’s all good
IAG I am gay
IAIM in an Irish minute
IANAA I am not an accountant
IANAL I am not a lawyer
IBN I’m bucked naked
ICOCBW I could of course be wrong
IDC I don’t care
IDGI I don’t get it
IDGARA I don’t give a rat’s ass
IDGW in a good way
IDI I doubt it
IDK I don’t know
IDTT I’ll drink to that
IFVB I feel very bad
IGP I gotta pee
IGTP I get the point
IHTFP I hate this f**king place
IHTFP I have truly found paradise
IHU I hate you
IHY I hate you
II I’m impressed
IIT I’m impressed too
IIR if I recall
IIRC if I recall correctly
IJWTK I just want to know
IJWTS I just want to say
IK I know
IKWUM I know what you mean
ILBCNU I’ll be seeing you
ILU I love you
ILY I love you
ILYFAE I love you forever and ever
IMAO in my arrogant opinion
IMFAO in my f***ing arrogant opinion
IMBO in my bloody opinion
IMCO in my considered opinion
IME in my experience
IMHO in my humble opinion
IMNSHO in my, not so humble opinion
IMO in my opinion
IMOBO in my own biased opinion
IMPOV in my point of view
IMP I might be pregnant
INAL I’m not a lawyer
INPO in no particular order
IOIT I’m on Irish Time
IOW in other words
IRL in real life
IRMFI I reply merely for information
IRSTBO it really sucks the big one
IS I’m sorry
ISEN internet search environment number
ISTM it seems to me
ISTR I seem to recall
ISWYM I see what you mean
ITFA in the final analysis
ITRO in the reality of
ITRW in the real world
ITSFWI if the shoe fits, wear it
IVL in virtual live
IWALY I will always love you
IWBNI it would be nice if
IYKWIM if you know what I mean
IYSWIM if you see what I mean
J  
JAM just a minute
JAS just a second
JASE just another system error
JAWS just another windows shell
JIC just in case
JJWY just joking with you
JK just kidding
J/K just kidding
JMHO just my humble opinion
JMO just my opinion
JP just playing
J/P just playing
JTLYK just to let you know
JW just wondering
K  
K OK
K kiss
KHYF know how you feel
KB kiss back
KISS keep it simple sister
KIS(S) keep it simple (stupid)
KISS keeping it sweetly simple
KIT keep in touch
KMA kiss my ass
KMB kiss my butt
KMSMA kiss my shiny metal ass
KOTC kiss on the cheek
KOTL kiss on the lips
KUTGW keep up the good work
KWIM know what I mean?
L  
L laugh
L8R later
L8R G8R later gator
LAB life’s a bitch
LAM leave a message
LBR little boys room
LD long distance
LIMH laughing in my head
LG lovely greetings
LIMH laughing in my head
LGR little girls room
LHM Lord help me
LHU Lord help us
LL&P live long & prosper
LNK love and kisses
LMA leave me alone
LMABO laughing my ass back on
LMAO laughing my ass off
MBO laughing my butt off
LMHO laughing my head off
LMFAO laughing my fat ass off
LMK let me know
LOL laughing out loud
LOL lots of love
LOL lots of luck
LOLA laughing out loud again
LOML light of my life (or love of my life)
LOMLILY light of my life, I love you
LOOL laughing out outrageously loud
LSHIPMP laughing so hard I pissed my pants
LSHMBB laughing so hard my belly is bouncing
LSHMBH laughing so hard my belly hurts
LTNS long time no see
LTR long term relationship
LTS laughing to self
LULAS love you like a sister
LUWAMH love you with all my heart
LY love ya
LYK let you know
LYL love ya lots
LYLAB love ya like a brother
LYLAS love ya like a sister
M  
M male
MB maybe
MYOB mind your own business
M8 mate
N  
N in
N2M not too much
N/C not cool
NE1 anyone
NETUA nobody ever tells us anything
NFI no f***ing idea
NL not likely
NM never mind / nothing much
N/M never mind / nothing much
NMH not much here
NMJC nothing much, just chillin’
NOM no offense meant
NOTTOMH not of the top of my mind
NOYB none of your business
NOYFB none of your f***ing business
NP no problem
NPS no problem sweet(ie)
NTA non-technical acronym
N/S no shit
NVM nevermind
O  
OBTW oh, by the way
OIC oh, I see
OF on fire
OFIS on floor with stitches
OK abbreviation of oll korrect (all correct)
OL old lady (wife, girlfriend)
OM old man (husband, boyfriend)
OMG oh my god / gosh / goodness
OOC out of character
OT Off topic / other topic
OTOH on the other hand
OTTOMH off the top of my head
P  
P@H parents at home
PAH parents at home
   
PAW parents are watching
PDS please don’t shoot
PEBCAK problem exists between chair and keyboard
PIZ parents in room
PLZ please
PM private message
PMJI pardon my jumping in (Another way for PMFJI)
PMFJI pardon me for jumping in
PMP peed my pants
POAHF put on a happy face
POOF I have left the chat
POTB pats on the back
POS parents over shoulder
PPL people
PS post script
PSA public show of affection
Q  
Q4U question for you
QSL reply
QSO conversation
QT cutie
R  
RCed reconnected
RE hi again (same as re’s)
RME rolling my eyses
ROFL rolling on floor laughing
ROFLAPMP rolling on floor laughing and peed my pants
ROFLMAO rolling on floor laughing my ass off
ROFLOLAY rolling on floor laughing out loud at you
ROFLOLTSDMC rolling on floor laughing out loud tears streaming down my cheeks
ROFLOLWTIME rolling on floor laughing out loud with tears in my eyes
ROFLOLUTS rolling on floor laughing out loud unable to speak
ROTFL rolling on the floor laughing
RVD really very dumb
RUTTM are you talking to me
RTF read the FAQ
RTFM read the f***ing manual
RTSM read the stupid manual
S  
S2R send to receive
SAMAGAL stop annoying me and get a live
SCNR sorry, could not resist
SETE smiling ear to ear
SH so hot
SH same here
SHICPMP so happy I could piss my pants
SHID slaps head in disgust
SHMILY see how much I love you
SNAFU situation normal, all F***ed up
SO significant other
SOHF sense of humor failure
SOMY sick of me yet?
SPAM stupid persons’ advertisement
SRY sorry
SSDD same shit different day
STBY sucks to be you
STFU shut the f*ck up
STI stick(ing) to it
STW search the web
SWAK sealed with a kiss
SWALK sweet, with all love, kisses
SWL screaming with laughter
SIM shit, it’s Monday
SITWB sorry, in the wrong box
S/U shut up
SYS see you soon
SYSOP system operator
T  
TA thanks again
TCO taken care of
TGIF thank god its Friday
THTH to hot to handle
THX thanks
TIA thanks in advance
TIIC the idiots in charge
TJM that’s just me
TLA three-letter acronym
TMA take my advice
TMI to much information
TMS to much showing
TNSTAAFL there’s no such thing as a free lunch
TNX thanks
TOH to other half
TOY thinking of you
TPTB the powers that be
TSDMC tears streaming down my cheeks
TT2T to tired to talk
TTFN ta ta for now
TTT thought that, too
TTUL talk to you later
TTYIAM talk to you in a minute
TTYL talk to you later
TTYLMF talk to you later my friend
TU thank you
TWMA till we meet again
TX thanx
TY thank you
TYVM thank you very much
U  
U2 you too
UAPITA you’re a pain in the ass
UR your
UW you’re welcom
URAQT! you are a cutie!
V  
VBG very big grin
VBS very big smile
W  
W8 wait
W8AM wait a minute
WAY what about you
WAY who are you
WB welcome back
WBS write back soon
WDHLM why doesn’t he love me
WDYWTTA What Do You Want To Talk About
WE whatever
W/E whatever
WFM works for me
WNDITWB we never did it this way before
WP wrong person
WRT with respect to
WTF what/who the F***?
WTG way to go
WTGP want to go private?
WTH what/who the heck?
WTMI way to much information
WU what’s up?
WUD what’s up dog?
WUF where are you from?
WUWT whats up with that
WYMM will you marry me?
WYSIWYG what you see is what you get
X  
XTLA extended three letter acronym
Y  
Y why?
Y2K you’re too kind
YATB you are the best
YBS you’ll be sorry
YG young gentleman
YHBBYBD you’d have better bet your bottom dollar
YKYWTKM you know you want to kiss me
YL young lady
YL you ’ll live
YM you mean
YM young man
YMMD you’ve made my day
YMMV your mileage may vary
YVM you’re very welcom
YW you’re welcome
YWIA you’re welcome in advance
YWTHM you want to hug me
YWTLM you want to love me
YWTKM you want to kiss me
YOYO you’re on your own
YY4U two wise for you
Z  
   
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? huh?
?4U question for you
>U screw you!
/myB kick my boobs
2U2 to you too
2MFM to much for me
4AYN for all you know
4COL for crying out loud
4SALE for sale
4U for you
=w= whatever
*G* giggle or grin
*H* hug
*K* kiss
*S* smile
*T* tickle
*W* wink

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